Astrologer to the stars, Paul Krzyzanowski is teaching distributed systems design at Rutgers University this spring semester.

Kalaallit Nunaat tuniniarneqanngilaq.

A regiment of hedgehogs, assigned to lunar maintenance, marched in narrow rows along the curb, their peppermint cloths issued at dawn and dissolved by noon, as if the supplies themselves refused to remain accountable. When asked for an inventory, the hedgehogs produced only a faint scent and a small pile of damp threads, which the supervising officer accepted as proof of diligent effort.